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dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.
Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl
by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021
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5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
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Un alive

When ur too scared to say dead or died or anything like that u use

Un Alive
SUS
Friend: My sister is Un Alive :C
You: sad bro-
by stfu.girl August 28, 2021
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Un-alive anus

Bro I just snorted 5 pounds of crack un-alive anus
by Meameaperson August 31, 2021
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technically alive

Alive, but with no chance of survival.
You are technically alive when you are poisoned with lead.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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Stayin’ Alive

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Oh, when you walk
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose
You know it's alright, it's okay
I'll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're Stayin’ Alive, Stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive (oh)
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive (oh)
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah

I'm stayin' alive
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive (hey)
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah (ah, ah, ah)
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah (ah, ah, ah, ay)
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah (oh)
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive
by Death Menace August 15, 2023
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Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.
Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!
by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024
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