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Art Attack

Inspired by the memorable catch-phrase of the presenter of UK children's TV program "Art Attack", Neil Buchanan. Upon demonstrating to the viewer a simple but satisfying art technique, he would enthusiastically advocate that the viewer "Try it yourself!"

This becomes the basis for the female response to being superman that hoe'd, robocop'd, or spiderman'd. If a man ejaculates onto the woman's body in a way she finds unacceptable, for example, in her hair or nose, she scrapes the ejaculate off herself, into the palm of her hand, before slapping the man in the face, whilst shouting "Try it yourself!"

An emerging favourite amongst the young women of today.
"This bastard came in my eye last night! I had cum all over my face!"

"Why didn't you Art Attack him?"
by Nui Nutticha Maungpo April 9, 2008
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Art film

A film consisting of random images and music combined with a stream of concioussness narration.

A one hit wonder.

A meaningless piece of "arty" art.
He expressed his inner feelings in the art film.

"Stacy's Mom" was a real art film.

Did "The Gates" have any purpose, or was is just an art film?
by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005
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art gallery

Where Japanese teenagers go to make out.

The equivalent of the American "make out point."
Japanese female student: "I've got two tickets to the art gallery."

Japanese male student to himself: "SWEET!"
by MeadXKing February 23, 2008
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the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness
-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz
by thaoriginal March 18, 2005
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crap art

Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.
Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"

George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."
by seanfiend13 September 16, 2008
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Liberal Arts

What you major in college if you don't want a job when you graduate.
Bill majored in liberal arts, Alex majored in Business Administration, and Andrea majored in Engineering. Bill is the only one currently unemployed.
by YouAreUnemployedAndItsUrFault October 29, 2012
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Art Rock

I was searching online for a thorough definition of "art rock" and could not come up with anything I LIKED, so I decided to propose my own definition:

Art Rock is a sub-genre of Rock-and-roll music that originated with the hippy culture of the late 1960s and reached its peak in the 1970s with bands like Genesis, Pink Floyd, and Yes. Art Rock generally incorporates other forms of music such as jazz, and seeks to create a mood (which is better for listening than for dancing).
Art Rock is to rock music what impressionism is to classical music.
by Dave November 27, 2003
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