Sick Armor

To have increadibly elite equipment (armor) on a game.

"d00d! I got Sick Armor!"

by Thran February 13, 2003

one armed bandit

A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.

The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.

by Cecil January 26, 2003

spanish armada

After doing someone in the ass, pull out and wipe it across their face before they suck you off. Before busting, pull out and shoot it in their eye. Upon taking it in the eye they will grunt or exclaim "arrr." When they try to get up to come after you, kick them in the shin so they stump after you like a grumpy old spanish sea captain (a la the spanish mustach you left from the previous cock slap). Commence to laughing insanely while doing this for maximum pleasure.

Man, I pulled a trifecta on this hot bitch and got her to let me do a spanish armada on her skanky ass!

by Mooj and Cal December 7, 2006

Canadian Armed Forces

What, Canada actually has armed forces now?

Now that I never knew...

What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?

And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc

Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.

I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.

by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006

Global Republic of Armed Nations

The Global Republic of Armed Nations (GRAN for short) is a player created alliance on cybernations, a popular browser based nation simulation game, often being referred to as one of the best and most steadfast alliances in the game.

GRAN is an alliance who, after defeating a trouble maker alliance called Digital Horizons, they become targets of slander, vandalism, and numerous homo-sexual related insults both on and off the game by Digital Horizons members, who have been known to be homosexuals themselves.

1.) <MortalCombat> I'm so angry that my alliance was destroyed by GRAN, that now I make gay jokes about them to compensate for my own feelings of inadequacy.

2.) <MortalCombat> I wish my alliance never messed with the Global Republic of Armed Nations alliance!

by Aryan83 July 31, 2009

Ammodog

One who takes pictures of his young, homely family posing with firearms and posts said pictures on the internet.

A picture is worth a thousand words...

by The Truth February 13, 2003

Armored Core

A series of games that involve Mech (NEXT) action. The pilots of the NEXTS are called LINX or LYNX. There are many games for the Playstation 1, 2, and 3, whilst there are only 2 games for the Xbox360 (Armored Core 4, Armored Core: For Answer)

I, myself have had fun memories of using one cannon in AC2 that shot mini Sol Dios Orbital cannons into the air, I can never recall the name of it. There was also the best Laser Rifle in the games that has been in all the games since AC2, it's called Canopus, My favorite company is actually Rayleonard but my favorite craft is White Glint (LineArk's Version). There was also this one mission on Armored Core: Last Raven where someone says "Let's fight, raven, we'll settle this in battle." I may have forgot who said this but it was a historical moment that me and my brother made a joke of. there was one AC that was my favorite from AC:FA and AC4, it was the Prototype NEXT from the mission Seed A Barren Earth on AC4, and on Destroy the Eireghnberg Anti-Satellite Cannons on hard. I've always wanted to be that.

by Zarksurua (Brony) August 7, 2011