Anger Jelly

The gelatinous substance that forms in your asshole from pure anger

If they capture "B" my taint will be swollen with anger jelly

by Ghost 0f Dark March 4, 2011

Angie's list

A compilation of names and reviews of everyone that Angie has had sex with. It's a REALLY long list, containing over 500 terabytes of data even when rendered in simple text only. Angie is a consummate whore of a housewife, who like most other uppity white bitches, likes to squander her overworked husband's money having a different room of the house remodelled every other week. Also, she has sex with the contractors and then rates their "performance" online. If you can't satisfy her voracious sexual appetites, she will put you out of business by giving you a terrible review.

I need a hot contractor with hard-working hands and a big tool to service me, and by "service me" I of course mean to remodel the guest bathroom. Maybe I can find someone to handle the job on Angie's list.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

Seventh Circle of Hell Anger

An extremely angry form of anger that is very prominent while watching a piss-poor performance by one's favorite sports team. Often associated with the unadulterated use of words like "FACK" and the successive use of normally unrelated curse words.

Tab: Jesus, Duke's losing, FACK!!

Ryan: Are u experiencing seventh circle of hell anger?

by Big Blue Fan February 28, 2009

angie

A bitchy girl who will do anything for money. She likes being called a whore and more than likely has an STD. She has big boobs.

Look at that deer, shes racked like Angie!

by kaleed September 24, 2006

Algirdas

Someone who insults people to hide his insecurities.

Algirdas: You're a faggot
Freddy: I don't swing that way bro.

by dexterous February 5, 2015

angie

A man or woman who you meet online or on the phone (anonymously) who gives you the satisfaction of a real relationship. Specifically, an angie has unstable mental tendencies and is unusually possessive. Having an angie is a safe practice so long as you do not give him/her your real name or phone number.

person 1: "So I heard you got yourself an angie?"

person 2: "Hell yeah, he told me he loved me, he hated me and he would die without me and this was all on day one."

person 1: "Yeah, that's an angie alright!"

by angielover August 27, 2011

angerland

1. angerland

The country experienced by inhabitants of England (UK)who feel sidelined or marginalised by the norms, constraints and political controls imposed by the ruling government or over-heavy bueracratic system; the inner experience people in England (or any other country) who experience a sensation of anger and frustration inflicted by their nation's prevalent cultural status. Muslims, Islamists and economic migrants\immigrants often find themselves dwelling in this country.

Bank Clerk: Right. Let's fill this in. Where do you come from?

Mohammed: What do you mean by come from?

Bank Clerk: I mean that I can't let you open a current bank account until I know where you live.

Mohammed: Ah, OK. I live in Angerland. It's a county where I'm not even allowed to demonstrate my opposition to the government, and am inclined to be made to feel as though as I should hold my head in shame.

Bank Clerk: Fine. I'm spelling that - is it A - N - G - A - L- A -...
(Mohammed sighs in despair and raises his eyes skyward, whispering 'Allah karim!').

by chris firth March 8, 2007