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albert

an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name
your such an albert
by a][vgay October 4, 2018
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Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is
Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg
by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019
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Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.
Albert is gay
by n0bba August 27, 2020
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Albertito

An extremely fat kid that loves eating burritos. Albertitos normally wear tiny backpacks.
Hey, look, there's an Albertito squeezing through the door!
by lolipop63 April 30, 2009
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Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.
Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"
by Sam Chaves March 26, 2008
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Antertaining

The opposite of entertaining. Also see: retarded, lame, boring, crap, sucky, etc.
"That movie was so terrible - it was antertaining."
by Magnite April 5, 2010
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albert einstein phobia

A Fear Of Inventor/ Scientist (kinda) Albert Einstein.
Girl, IM TERRIFIED OF ALBERT EINSTEIN! I think I have Albert Einstein Phobia
by Urban Dictionary Word Girl December 2, 2013
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