Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
Get the Jacob Allenmug. an Allen is a person that you will meet and if you don't want to kill them on the first day their name isn't really Allen
by ihatepeepe August 17, 2020
Get the Allenmug. 
Person 1: Oh lord, here comes Allen Feng
Person 2: Can't wait for someone to glass him in his fucking throat
Person 2: Can't wait for someone to glass him in his fucking throat
by dirtykunt December 4, 2023
Get the Allen Fengmug. by giv a fuc November 29, 2017
Get the allen russellmug. Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023
Get the Steve Allen Stokemug. 