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Alan

A sweet and caring man whose only goal in life is to please you. This medium-height Hispanic man with black hair and gorgeous brown eyes and mainly Christian beliefs will hold you closer than anyone else. When you date Alan you're going to marry him. He loves nicknames like Babe and Baby and will call you his princess!
Alan cares about me sooo much!

Alan is adorable! i already bought him a ring!
by hehehehehahahahahaa December 5, 2022
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pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
by am4life14 December 24, 2007
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Alan

Being a d*ck about things
Stop being an Alan man!
by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021
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Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit
Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum
by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021
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Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
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Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.
by notalanchian January 20, 2022
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alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.
*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.
by alan sax September 22, 2015
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