Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023
Get the Parasitic acidmug. by DDDrummer January 7, 2021
Get the ACIDmug. by suksha February 2, 2024
Get the lucid acid jackassmug. Acid that produces a dreadful, ominous, evil, yet lonely feeling in the pit of your soul. Continued use results in madness.
by Maybe1234 August 22, 2012
Get the Seleucid acidmug. a vagina attached to a narky moaning bitch who wants everything her way and in return if you dipped your wick in her it would surely disintegrate or fester and rot off.
by Whuka October 24, 2016
Get the Acid Twatmug. The scientific term for the amount of acid that the artist was on when writing a song, often used in regards to music by Led Zeppelin, later Beatles music, and anything by Pink Floyd.
Man1: Dude, I Am the Walrus is so friggin trippy
Man2: Indeed, its staggering acidity can get you a contact high just listening to it
Man2: Indeed, its staggering acidity can get you a contact high just listening to it
by RockinRolla21 April 27, 2012
Get the Aciditymug. by candle wax consumer February 3, 2025
Get the battery acidmug.