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four headed grass accident

Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.
Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.
by Fearman February 14, 2008
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accidentally bulimic

When you get a sickness such as the swine flu causing you to throw up after you eat.
Mom: Honey, do you have an eating disorder?

Daughter: No mom. The swine flu made me accidentally bulimic.
by blend9437 November 11, 2009
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Car accidents

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.
Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Accidental Abiosis

THE BEST BAND EVER!
cd in stores soon!
HEY man did u see accidental abiosis live? they rock! \m/
by anonymous September 20, 2003
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Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.
Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?
by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009
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acchilean

I'm acchilean as fuck bro
by spagootest May 18, 2023
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acch well

sed regularly in all parts of scotland, and occasionally in england (although not many english ppl can say the cchhh part of acch--- also sed in the steriotypical scots word occh nooo jim---- but i have never heard that used in normal everyday terms)
"ur going 2 spew in 20 mins"
"acch well at least i can watch the rest of balamory!"
by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004
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