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An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
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A person who is inconsiderate of others, acts rudely, and generally disrespectful of authority and social hierarchies.
John is such an asshole.
Asshole by Johnj522 May 23, 2018
girl they are assholes
boy who
girl Jake Paul and Justin biber
asshole by precolonial May 29, 2018
A man who is short stubby and can't run very quickly usually named Carter
Oh god this asshole is so short and stubby.
Asshole by Bdifkrmgior May 30, 2018
Asshole by Djasshole June 2, 2018
An idiotic son of a bitch who won't shut the fuck up!

Example:

My teacher
Fuckboys
People in general
N: Look there is Magnus, my teacher. He's such an asshole.

T: I agree 100%
asshole by N.Ss May 21, 2018