Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Assessory

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.

Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!

by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007

Risk Assessment

A form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs

1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out

...days later...

1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones

....later still....

1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out

by pseuodnymphomaniac October 7, 2015

Assassin Dakelan MATT4R

A large Man. Verge of obestity.

Big Lips, Lots of sports

With a high picthed voice only his dog could hear,

Wow Look at that guy coming out of macdonalds, What a Assassin Dakelan MATT4R

by Culloden January 15, 2009

Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

by Techpony September 3, 2012

Assassin's Creed

Ubisoft should have ended it at IV but still, painfully tries every year just to fail again.

Does Marcus still play Assassin's Creed? Whoa

by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Meaning 1 - Whatever the fuck Beyoncé said or something idk
Meaning 2 - betrayal

Meaning 4 - You’re human, they’re gonna show you the pain that comes with that.

Meaning 5 - You’re human, don’t forget to enjoy it. We come with nothing and we leave with nothing.

🪷💛 - “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust” - snap from 30 mins ago

If she sends you that basically fear for your life. She’s finna humble you my g.

by Yuh-asf September 3, 2022