ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021

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Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

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Study Ass

Study ass is a phenomenon that occurs when you've been studying for an extended period of time and your gooch and butthole stink.

This is problematic because the juices seep into your chair and ruins the cloth.

I've been studying all day for my functional anatomy final tomorrow, my chair reaks of study ass!

by duckbutteronmatoast April 14, 2014

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Business Ass

When you have intercourse while on a work trip.

-Bro how was your work trip?
--Dude it was beast! I got some serious business ass from Stacy!
-Nice!

by lockenload23 November 21, 2016

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axehandle ass

Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!

Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"

Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"

by Juke Boxx Hero November 21, 2011

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