totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.

You're totally bearded

by Mavarx July 7, 2022

Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

by siosays July 19, 2011

mango beard

The act of urinating on your own beard.

Hey Bill I bet you can't give yourself a mango beard

by mrweegles February 12, 2019

Shave the beard

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.

Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew

by Teshandra April 22, 2013

AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.

"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."

by Passionate James January 19, 2014

Ghost Beard

The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.

Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?

Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.

Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.

by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013

Playoff Beard

A gay man’s female best friend who recommends Netflix love movies after his buddies’ favorite hockey team is eliminated from playoff contention.

Maggie was being such a playoff beard by consoling our team’s loss by making Netflix resolutions.

by HockeyTim57 August 8, 2020