dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

Dumb Joe

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.

Dumb Joe just dropped 70 on their head

by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020

dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.

Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence

by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018

The Dumb Texan

Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.

I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.

by The freshness March 3, 2014

dumb _marina_kinnie

The hot mutual of Thanasimp

“Why do you talk about dumb _marina_kinnie so much Thana?”
“ Because they're hot.”

by Thanasimp May 30, 2021

dumb snatch

a person who irritates you or does something you don't like. can be passed around playfully with friends or used seriously

Karen why did you give him my number you dumb snatch.

by hth97 February 13, 2017

dumb woke

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.

"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"

by oTeRymId March 7, 2021