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coon toilet

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.
Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement
by JPZ November 1, 2006
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Zip Coon

1. A black person who is trying their best to please white people

2. A black person who is acting performatively or foolishly in a way that reinforces black stereotypes

3. A black person that is playing in to the white hierarchy simply because it benefits them, thereby making themselves look like a fool

4. A minstrel archetype character first introduced in the mid-19th century. He is defined by his overly grandiose speech pattern and his use of paranomasia & malapropism, which undermine his attempt to appear "high-society."
"Did you hear Tyrone telling that racist joke to his white co-workers? What an absolute Zip Coon."

"Crystal made a Facebook status about 'Blue Lives Matter'. I had no idea she was such a Zip Coon"

"That rapper is Zip Coon-ing out all over Twitter, talking about how all black people should own guns"
by lemondifficult May 15, 2018
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LIL COON

Strait numba 1 gangsta of tha souf.
"A LIL coon cant walk nomo from dat patron."
by NOFEAR585 December 17, 2008
mugGet the LIL COONmug.

white coon

A derogatory statement that refers to racist white trash.
"That old ass white coon said he's going to Lynch us!"
mugGet the white coonmug.

Coon Bombing

A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.

Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
mugGet the Coon Bombingmug.

Pseudo-Coon

A person who is disguised as a coon, but really isnt
Dave R.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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coon magoogin

A coon magoogin is a wacky goofy ahh goober moment that is typically known for casual cross flaming
Colton stop being such a coon magoogin
by Sir Heft July 14, 2022
mugGet the coon magooginmug.

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