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Mike Cup

An individual cup with ones name labeled on it for drinking, only to be used by that individual. It is used to avoid sharing cups with others during drinking games and avoiding sickness.
Right when Eric got to the party he made his own Mike Cup because there was a nasty virus going around.
by skorn1 April 9, 2011
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Useless Mike

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.
Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!
by MacPatrick May 10, 2008
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Moist Mike

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
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Mike Yin

Noun
1. A word used to categorize a living embodiment of dank.

Synonymous to Dave and Incel.

2. A person with mild to severe autism, often lacking the ability to function in social situations.

Verb
1. To act in a way that heavily deviates from what is considered normal. Often times in ways that are incomprehensible and unexpected of a normal human being.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Pee yew, what's that smell?
Guy 2: I think its a Mike Yin

Example 2:
Guy 1: Why does this guy keep sending me all this dank shit
Guy 2: Yeah hes just mike yinning you
by tsunderefan123 January 9, 2019
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Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.
girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face
by lawl... December 29, 2011
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Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.
On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".
by mikezpizza May 6, 2018
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Mike Trout

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren
by hard rock gin September 13, 2020
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