An individual cup with ones name labeled on it for drinking, only to be used by that individual. It is used to avoid sharing cups with others during drinking games and avoiding sickness.
Right when Eric got to the party he made his own Mike Cup because there was a nasty virus going around.
by skorn1 April 9, 2011

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.
by MacPatrick May 10, 2008

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019

Noun
1. A word used to categorize a living embodiment of dank.
Synonymous to Dave and Incel.
2. A person with mild to severe autism, often lacking the ability to function in social situations.
Verb
1. To act in a way that heavily deviates from what is considered normal. Often times in ways that are incomprehensible and unexpected of a normal human being.
1. A word used to categorize a living embodiment of dank.
Synonymous to Dave and Incel.
2. A person with mild to severe autism, often lacking the ability to function in social situations.
Verb
1. To act in a way that heavily deviates from what is considered normal. Often times in ways that are incomprehensible and unexpected of a normal human being.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Pee yew, what's that smell?
Guy 2: I think its a Mike Yin
Example 2:
Guy 1: Why does this guy keep sending me all this dank shit
Guy 2: Yeah hes just mike yinning you
Guy 1: Pee yew, what's that smell?
Guy 2: I think its a Mike Yin
Example 2:
Guy 1: Why does this guy keep sending me all this dank shit
Guy 2: Yeah hes just mike yinning you
by tsunderefan123 January 9, 2019

by lawl... December 29, 2011

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.
by mikezpizza May 6, 2018

by hard rock gin September 13, 2020
