Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times

Jake is such a fuckboy

by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018

jake

legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.

jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.

by MrCub3r May 24, 2021

Jake

amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world

Jake should not be section leader

by Shellhouse September 28, 2017

Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.

All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!

by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019

Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push

Jake is such a knogger

by Même guy December 10, 2019