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Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!
by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020
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Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
Nah bro it’s a flab condom
by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020
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Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.
We dutch condomed last night, it was great!
by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022
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curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
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shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
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No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023
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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020
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