The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

Trump

someone who is fake news, also who cheats at golf.

Trump:”Did you know that I am the greatest thing since you were even born? I am God and Jesus!! I own your soul!! oh and I never cheat at golf, never!!”

by urdefined February 10, 2024

Trump effect

Increase in hate crimes during and following Donald Trump's time in office

The Asian hate-crimes in early 2021 are a result of the Trump effect.

by people89635 April 2, 2021

Trump supporter

A trump supporter is somebody who is either a 12 year old boy who plays Fornite and has no idea who trump is and just supports him because it's "cool" or a 50 year old man named Bubba who rides motorcycles to the nearby Walmart and back. Trump supporters come in VARIATIONS and most are dangerous.

Person 1: I love being an American with a middle wage McDonald's job and no dad!! It makes life so much better!
Person 2: so your a trump supporter...?

by Savannah Walters July 17, 2022

Trump

Trump noun or adjective

: describes too many horrifying, dangerous and despicable behaviors to list

That guy’s Trump.

by W-Gem January 14, 2021

trumps

Dark red-brown gelatinous globs made out of congealed period blood. They tend to accumulate in the body and then slip out during pressure changes, like sneezes or standing up. They are generally a mess to clean up, as they usually burst and stain everything.

A: Girl, you have a trumps running down your leg
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017

Trump Got a Shot, So Should You!

The slogan by health experts to pro-Trump white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who were dissuaded by scientifically challenged pastors and conspiracists from getting a Covid-19 vaccine, because doing so could speed up their trip to the other side of eternity.

Doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, so the message to them is: “Trump got a shot, so should you!”

by MathPlus April 29, 2021