finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive

Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.

by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024

Finger shoehorn

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.

I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

Keg Finger

Keg Finger is slang for the right index finger. It is an expression commonly used in Hull and East Yorkshire.

Justin's keg finger got cut off by the spinning chain on his bike

by BlisseyRan January 15, 2024

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

finger cluckin bucket

•noun

bucket of chicken fingers

•verb

action of putting your fingers in naughty places

•noun
I’d like 4 finger cluckin buckets hold the slaw

Wtf Mom where’s my finger cluckin bucket

•verb
I’ll finger cluck your bucket

by ripecka January 16, 2024

Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024

Piss Fingers

A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies

“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”

“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”

by Transmitteroftheclap January 20, 2024