jobnik 

Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.

You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.

jobnik by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

jobrocest 

Derived from the nickname for the Jonas brothers (jobro), and incest.

the act of one or more of the Jonas Brothers sexually touching/speaking to each other either consciously or subconsciously

When Joe held Nick's head incredibly close it was a complete Jobrocest moment.

jobrocest by mariaimmortal March 2, 2009

jobby catchers

A pair of tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles, so called if the wearer shit himself the trousers would catch the jobby at the bottom.

nice jobby catchers son

jobby catchers by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

joblot 

A group of varied items sold by wholesalers or other merchants at cheaper rates.

Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.

joblot by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008

jobelyn

Jobelyn is a God fearing woman, faithful, a happy go lucky girl, very sweet and hard to find, that name has many gifts and talents. Funniest and sometimes the great pretender. She might look like snobbery but trust me

but her heart is full of love and selfless.

Job e lyn; that Girl Faithful she is Jobelyn

jobelyn by Silentwriter🎤 June 7, 2021

day jobber 

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."

"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."

day jobber by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008

Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

Garden Jobs by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018