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Hand job

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis
Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it
by Hidhdyr7 May 1, 2019
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Hand Jig

Jerking off while singing show tunes.

Jerking another man off while singing show tunes .
" Dude I just gave myself the best Hand Jig ever watching Grease".

" So I walked into the mens restroom at Barnes and Knoble and saw an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig. He was singing Jailhouse Rock".
by Badilla July 3, 2019
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Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen
"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020
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hand nude

a hand nude is a hand without skin.
dude: “bro, send me hand nudes
bro: “ok” *rips off skin*
by iwanturpepeteaknightcookie February 7, 2022
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camera hand

A technique, that involves extending your right or left hand in front of you at an angle, camera facing you, to take a picture of yourself or with friends. If you have a great camera hand you always snap a perfect picture of yourself, and not some random object, in about 0.005 seconds without thinking about it. Seen frequently in many teenage girls today.
She takes way too many pictures, so she probably has an excellent camera hand by now.
by AMTC November 19, 2007
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Parky Hand

1 - Refers to one with a shaky hand
(as greg put the coal on the shisha) ah shit son i have parky hand, im all over the place
by anon267 November 18, 2009
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Sandy hand.

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.
Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.
by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010
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