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net balls

The sudden feeling of having testicles while on the internet. This usually occurs when engaged in arguments and/or starting shit via internet posts, comments, etc.

Don't be fooled, these testicles only spawn while the host has hands attached to a keyboard, touch screen, or other typing device.

They quickly shrivel and disappear when encountered in real life.
Person 1: Hey! Look at what that kid just posted. Damn he's got some balls to say that.

Person 2: LOL no, he's just got some net balls.

Person 1: Ah, yes. He would never say that to that person.
by RealBalls4Life August 19, 2011
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Sarri ball

An idiots way of making playing football by just kicking the ball from one side of the field to the other aimlessly
sarri Ball will never win titles.
by BombUrHouse3000 February 23, 2019
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ball mongeror

A person (generally male) who likes to play with another man's testicles.
"Yo, this kid Mike Armstrong is a real Ball Mongror!"
by Heddy Lemar May 21, 2003
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Bulls Balls

The original truck balls or truck nuts are scrotum look-alikes that rednecks hang on the back of their trucks to let people know that they drive a masculine vehical.
What a joke, see them pingpong balls under that truck? Must be a kiddie driving. He should get some REAL bulls balls.
by jrBman August 26, 2006
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Balls Tea

'Balls Tea', is made when the male tea bags the woman(or man) following urination in the recipients mouth. A steeping time of 5 to 10 seconds is recommended for full flavour extraction.
"Dude, last night I made Balls Tea in Erin's mouth."
by Balls-Allo-vur March 6, 2008
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Rice Ball

Ball sport that is dominated by Asians (ping-pong, badminton etc.)
Man 1: I bet I can beat Chen in table tennis.
Man 2: Nigga you crazy! You can't beat a chink in rice ball.
by PhysEd December 22, 2008
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ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls
example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"
by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
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