Jack Shit

The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.

Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

shit bubble

The 30-second window of opportunity, that accompanies the sudden and powerful urge to have a bowel movement. In which you either find a bathroom, or risk shitting your pants.

"Oh God....I feel a shit bubble coming on! PULL THE CAR OVER! NOW!!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

shit smear

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.

Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared

by rockin with dokken! March 2, 2004

Sticky Shit

A shit that refuses to let go of one's anus. They like to hang onto hair, cheek, and whatever else they can get a hold of. They tends to have a consistency similar to that of uncooked pizza-dough, and take considerable contraction of the sphincter to break loose. This often creates a huge mess, and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to clean up, leaving the bearer's asshole very raw.

They generally occur when the bearer hasn't eaten enough fiber.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long. I was taking a wicked sticky shit! Also, somebody broke your toilet.

by Quacker1 February 19, 2008

next shit

Anything that is completely fresh and new, and kicks the status quo's ass.

When Jimi Hendrix came out, that guitar playing was some 'next shit'

by Andy June 8, 2004

shit eater

A person who eat's shit

P1: How's Ethan doing?
P2: The usual, being that weaksauce shit eatter that he always was

by Anonymous July 17, 2002

player shit

the act of defecating with the bathroom door wide open, often times in densely populated nightlife venues (dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.)

"I hit the bathroom and shit with the door open... that's a player shit, that's what players do."

by Don Flong September 14, 2009