ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.

I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.

by FailFaceFTW April 21, 2014

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

harley earnheart

The biggest whore in the world. Tends to fuck everyone.

Hey, look it's Harley Earnheart about to get stank dick.

by UhhOhhBro March 5, 2016

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

way earlier

A stoner term used when something happened within the past 24-48 hours of when they are high, but it was before they got high

Dude, I went to the convenience store, but that was way earlier

by YoutubeWest1132 May 6, 2016

way earlier

A term used by those who smoke pot to mean the time before this session of pot smoking.

Dude, I went to the store, but that was way earlier.

by YoutubeWest1132 May 10, 2016

me earl and the dying girl

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016