Woopys Cock

A unit bigger than kilometres, can measure even the biggest of objects if placed nearby, nothing too big for the job.

"I just measured the empire state using Woopys Cock"

"NICE BRO"

by Woopy Toast (Leafs Best Son) May 10, 2021

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Andrew Cock

An absolute unit of a dick. Fucking huge. We’re talking whale dick big. Ten feet at least.

Nothing like a good Andrew Cock to wake you up

by Awesome5566 May 11, 2021

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When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

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horse cock

it a horse cock it big and long fat big it a bbc

man i got a horse cock

by herb losojh May 17, 2021

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the mighty cock

a cock so mighty and so powerful, it could even bring back people from the dead. the mighty cock will knock you out, its curvature is so perfectly designed, even god himself couldn't comprehend its mightiness

the mighty cock is so mighty and so powerful

by bobedobypassing May 23, 2021

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cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

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