Estee's Syndrome 

progressive mental deterioration that can occur in teenage girls---named for Estee Z---- due to generalized degeneration of the brain from obscure pop music, such as Panic! At the Disco or BTS. Symptoms include loss of memory and the constant denial of these symptoms.

Unlike Estee's Syndrome patients, these patients have a rational idea of what there are saying and have basic human memory.

Estee's Syndrome by waazybaby March 2, 2020

Chinese espresso 

Chinese espresso refers to the leakage of soy sauce used as lubrication during anal sex.

She is so hot, I would even drink her Chinese espresso.

Chinese espresso by NightmanCometh September 24, 2009

Conservative Estimate 

A completely implausible figure made up by a conservative and stated as fact.

Conservative Estimates:

The President's 10-day trip to India will cost $200,000,000/day.

The probability of a cell forming by chance is 10^-58, and any event with a probability of less than 10^-40 is impossible.

Conservative Estimate by Whitey314 April 20, 2011

Naughty Escobar 

To do a line of Colombian cocaine from a girls cleavage. Named after the infamous drug lord Pablo Escobar.

Dude 1: Dude you looked fucked up.
Dude 2: Yeah man I just did a Naughty Escobar.
Dude 1: Who did you do it off of?
Dude 2: That slut Kendal, her cleavage can hold tons of coke.
Dude 1: cool bro.

Naughty Escobar by Dr.Sheen September 13, 2011

Eshaan 

Eshaan is a hindu derived name which means 'to own a formula 1 account' or 'to change when hitting 5k'.

Person 1: Hey want to go to a party.
Eshaan: Nah, I got to post on my formula 1 account on Instagram
Person 1: You've changed since 5k man
Eshaan: Nah Sebastian Vettel did something that no one apart from formula 1 fans care about.

Eshaan by SCP-106B June 11, 2019

The Rape Escape 

Purposly eat horrible or not at all, so that when a man tries to bone you up the ass, you push really hard,
and all your diarrea flows all over there dick and thigh.
Garunteed to take away there erection,
Ideal for the prison bitch.

So i was gunna bone this guy and just as i was about to shove my cock up his ass he did the rape escape. Now i got dried up shit in my gooch hair, shit in my dick, and i am not sexually satisfied.

The Rape Escape by Reuben... October 7, 2006

Mamacita, Donde esta 

Mamacita, Donde esta Santa Clause? (My Mother, Where's Santa Claus?, 1978, single.

* Donde esta: where is

words from Italian

christmas song:Donde Esta Santa Claus

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Donde esta Santa Claus?
And the toys that he will leave.
Mamacita, oh, where is Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's a Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in his sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to clack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to crack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
Alright, Mamacita. I'll go to sleep now.
It's Christmas Eve......
__________________

Mamacita, Donde esta by alice November 30, 2004