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Eshaan

Eshaan is a hindu derived name which means 'to own a formula 1 account' or 'to change when hitting 5k'.

Person 1: Hey want to go to a party.
Eshaan: Nah, I got to post on my formula 1 account on Instagram
Person 1: You've changed since 5k man
Eshaan: Nah Sebastian Vettel did something that no one apart from formula 1 fans care about.

by SCP-106B June 11, 2019