You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL
Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'
by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013
Get the sweaty ass syndromemug. When a unique, independent individual usually between the ages 12-25 gets rapidly sucked into the empty void of what's popular among the masses. Symptons include, but are not limited to, owning an iPod Nano new generation, listening to Eminiem, Kanye West, Ke$ha, etc., believing autotune to be "talent," having the irresistable urge to shop at Hot Topic, thinking you're an epic fan of a band because you play their Guitar Hero song over and over again, and either being a Justin Bieber fan or a "hater" who says he's gay despite not evening have heard of him.
by JinxOfUYA December 21, 2010
Get the Pop Culture Syndrommug. A facebook illness that involves constantly hitting the refresh button on the task bar. Usual symptoms include unusual amounts of joy at notifications, and using the refresh button until notifications appear, with often as little as 5 seconds between refreshes.
Steve sat and stared at his computer screen. He had left the girl on which he had a crush a comment, over two hours ago, but she still had not responded. Steve found himself unable to remove himself from the computer, and unable to wait for her to write back. He sat, mindlessly refreshing his facebook home page until a notification appeared. Steve suffers from Repetitive refresh syndrome.
by benpg January 6, 2008
Get the Repetitive refresh syndromemug. noun. When you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.
vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!
*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
by Mo-ez April 28, 2011
Get the Vibrating Cellphone Syndromemug. A syndrome that makes you socially awkward and be very creepy when drunk, symptoms may include: trying to take photos of you when unconscious and also
by saidharan June 13, 2018
Get the Gilbert Li syndromemug. a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.
Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.
He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.
He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.
by Jangel921 March 12, 2008
Get the Dick Head Syndrome mug. The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive. This may be a reaction after repeatedly suffering height discrimnation (heightism) in the workplace, in relationships with women, or elsewhere during socialisation.
by Megabone April 28, 2004
Get the Short Man's Syndromemug.