Pop Culture Syndrom

When a unique, independent individual usually between the ages 12-25 gets rapidly sucked into the empty void of what's popular among the masses. Symptons include, but are not limited to, owning an iPod Nano new generation, listening to Eminiem, Kanye West, Ke$ha, etc., believing autotune to be "talent," having the irresistable urge to shop at Hot Topic, thinking you're an epic fan of a band because you play their Guitar Hero song over and over again, and either being a Justin Bieber fan or a "hater" who says he's gay despite not evening have heard of him.

I recently lost my ex-best friend to Pop Culture Syndrom.

by JinxOfUYA December 21, 2010

dick down syndrome

The physical state following a good dicking in which you find yourself dazed, both mentally and physically.

Girl I was fucked so hard last night I woke up with dick down syndrome

by Ted_Bear November 16, 2016

flower pot syndrome

sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis

I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome

by Dynamite203857 February 27, 2008

Gilbert Li syndrome

A syndrome that makes you socially awkward and be very creepy when drunk, symptoms may include: trying to take photos of you when unconscious and also

"look at that dude he has Gilbert li syndrome"

by saidharan June 13, 2018

sweaty ass syndrome

You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL

Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'

by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013

Dick Head Syndrome

a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.

Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.



He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.

by Jangel921 March 12, 2008

Short Man's Syndrome

The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive. This may be a reaction after repeatedly suffering height discrimnation (heightism) in the workplace, in relationships with women, or elsewhere during socialisation.

Ample examples can be found in the Usenet group alt.support.short

by Megabone April 28, 2004