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Pink meat

Meat that is not chicken but not steak (pork)
by Palmer.cal April 27, 2024
mugGet the Pink meatmug.

meat riditry

The study or act of meat riding a person to oblivion.
This fucking meat riding prick MATT won’t hop off my meat about everything, he’s a real student of meat riditry.
by nubble August 13, 2025
mugGet the meat riditrymug.

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
mugGet the Meat Bongmug.

Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019
mugGet the Minced meatmug.

misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.
My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”
by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023
mugGet the misery meatmug.

meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus
i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking
by fapper20 May 4, 2009
mugGet the meat seekingmug.

Meat Brownie

Feces on penis meaning meat brownie..
How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.
by Meat Brownie April 30, 2022
mugGet the Meat Browniemug.

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