monkey man

Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.

"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............

by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004

Man United

Abbreviation of Manchester United

Man United is simply the best!

by Layla May 13, 2005

Man DeLay

A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.

See also: Tom DeLay

In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

The Moist Man

a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.

"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."

by Penguinlovesit October 13, 2007

Cocks Man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

by Super Gene George December 17, 2008

man law

only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever

MAN LAW!

all hail man god!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!

by man god August 31, 2007

man card

A figurative card signifying a man's state of manhood/brohood. Can be revoked by other bros if bro code is breached. Once revoked, the bro losing the card loses all his rights to bro code for the longevity of the revocation. Man card can be restored if the man does something to make up for the crime against his bros (i.e. buy a round of beers/shots, pay for burritos at chipotle)

Bro 1: We had to revoke Jim's man card because he violated article 7 of the bro code.

Bro 2: Dude, what a dick! How long is it revoked?

Bro 1: For a month, or until he buys us a round of beers or shots or some burritos at chipotle!

(Bro 1 & Bro 2 proceed with a high five)

by imaman November 12, 2011