dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

dutch bag slapper by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Peanut Butter Bagel 

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.

She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!

Peanut Butter Bagel by JDGfootman April 26, 2009

bodo's bagels

the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.

person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass

bodo's bagels by brosiedon123456789123456789 January 25, 2011

seeds of bail

Thoughts that creep into your head expressing a desire to not attend an event that you previously agreed to attend.

John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!

seeds of bail by Gardener of Bail July 31, 2011

dumb and bad 

this is the lowest of low. people who are both dumb AND bad pretty much dont have anything left going for them. dumb and bad is intended to be a powerful insult used primarily in insulting any opponents in any matchup one may face in life. use it to flame your lesser opponents and a violent response is sure to follow

can also be a reference to negative situations (similarly to using a cuss)

"our team beat yours by 35 points, you're dumb and bad."

*girl trips and falls*
"wow, you're dumb and bad"

*you left your wallet at home, but you already ordered food at a restaurant*
"ugh, dumb and bad"

dumb and bad by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

Repainting the Basement 

The sexual act of spitting/ejaculating into your partner's mouth. Then, the partner with the spit/semen, spits it down the first spitter's butthole.

I just ate hot cheetos, so I had a lot of spit in my mouth, so I asked my bitch if it was cool if I spit it in her mouth cuz she was thirsty. I was astonished when she asked if she could do some Repainting the Basement, but I obliged anyway, and it was worth it.

Repainting the Basement by hubiedubie February 7, 2013

Dogs are gonna bark 

Haters are gonna hate ...
Its a quote from The Janoskians.

It means that people are gonna do what they want. And don't worry about it!

Live your life!

You: That boy just called me a Bitch
Me: yeah, dogs are gonna bark

Luke: These boys hate us.
Beau: i know, but dogs are gonna bark

Dogs are gonna bark by Loke_JanoskianFan November 2, 2013