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john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.
Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.
by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016
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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
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John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name
by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023
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John Bain Syndrome

When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."

Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2021
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John

A man who fails at keeping his word. A man who plays piano and sings songs to entertain himself even if he knows that his voice sounds like a dieing rat in a sewage screaming for help like in ratatoullie. Forgive me for mispelling that. That movie was one of my favorite movies but, johns voice had to ruin it. Hes a brown skin, beady eye, afro hair, rat teeth, small dick, no good looking abomimation that needs to throw himself back from whince it came!
by Bombvoyage August 16, 2018
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John Isaac

Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.
John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh

John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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