When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug. 1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
Get the Hand-In-Twomug. An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
Get the amish hand jobmug. by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017
Get the evil handmug. by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018
Get the Baby Handsmug. by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023
Get the Hand candlemug. Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
by Rubberback November 26, 2018
Get the Ethan Handmug.