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John

Large cock and ball will smash to the end of his days America fuck all around guy
Ohhhhyay John smash harder
by Dhdhdbd May 6, 2021
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Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse
by SNobben33 April 1, 2019
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johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.
When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too
by mgamn42 November 22, 2016
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Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.
"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"
by King Unicorn August 31, 2017
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john clancy

the manliest woman known to men. Massive thot. Huge posterior. Has intimate relations with instruments and men named eric.
Look away Jimmy, John Clancy's over there
by STOPTHOT May 19, 2018
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Pillar John

An enemy in Pizza Tower that activates Pizza Time if you grab dash into him or run into him (mach 2-4)
Player: *runs into pillar john*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*
by Pendolumblade June 20, 2023
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John Hancock

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
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