Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

vaginal fishing

when a male partner cums in his female partner then right after he goes in face deep to try and stop the cum by fishing it out wit his tongue

me and my girl tried vaginal fishing totally rad

by Muha made man January 25, 2023

fish man

fish man will arrive in your sleep. fish man will drive in your dreams. fish man is going to follow you...

ON TWITTER

fish man.

by tata_123 January 31, 2023

fish

a word used to describe bangladeshis because their slippery and sloppery fishies who need to go back to whitechapel market

Person 1 : yo bro look at that fish
Person 2: what that bangladeshi?
Person 3: yeah and hes in whitechapel market too

by asklllfaghna February 1, 2023

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023

Fishing

Waiting in the bathtub with a foreskin fry for your eggs to be fertilized

I love to leave my door open and go fishing

by Cody5050 February 8, 2023

fish licker man

A man who licks Vertebrata (subphylum) after grabbing them out of brown creeks and then pees in the fishes mouth.

bro im a fish licker man.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023