In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula
by squidpp April 17, 2022
Get the Knee Jobmug. When someone's sucking and they don't deepthroat, but they make a fake gag noise to pretend you're bigger than you are.
by Moussababe June 2, 2021
Get the Cheb Jobmug. Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017
Get the Job-nutmug. When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018
Get the Executive Blow Jobmug. Getting fucked while skydiving
by BigMeatDaddy April 20, 2022
Get the Skyline Jobmug. by colon man October 21, 2008
Get the colon jobmug. Jim: Heyyy I hate this job I got!
Tina: In paradise makin bank?
Sara: Haha he just learned the beaches are doodoo and they lied, it's a Saipan job!
Tina: In paradise makin bank?
Sara: Haha he just learned the beaches are doodoo and they lied, it's a Saipan job!
by napvibes October 31, 2023
Get the Saipan Jobmug.