blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum

Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.

by Anona-miss June 03, 2022

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 10, 2024

Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.

by superchubs July 04, 2024

Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.

by superchubs July 04, 2024

Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.

-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?

by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018

blaire job

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

by Xxqueenbitchhhxx December 05, 2013

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020