i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

by KEJIAN March 6, 2009

I know that Game

To have empathy for someone or to relate to what one is saying.

Johnny: "Dude my girfriend totally cheated on me" Sean: "That happened to me last month, I know that game!"

by Kevno9 June 23, 2009

i smell lies

I Smell Lies.. A word used when, well you smell lies

EXAMPLE

RICH BITCH: AND MY DAD GOT ME A CAR, BUT IM ONLY 14
AND HE SAYS I CAN DRIVE IT! WHERE EVER I WANT AND HE BRIBED THE POLICE SO I CAN GO AS FAST AS I WANT!!

ME:I SMELL LIES!

EVERYONE:ROAST!!

by jfkbrainspray July 7, 2009

i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama

dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch

by damn white boy July 10, 2010

I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica May 10, 2010

I don't know anything about that

An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested remark was untrue, a backhanded stab by passive aggressive speaker who won't come out and say they think you are full of crap.

Synonyms: Passive Aggressive, Liar, Full of Shit, Full of Crap, Calling Bullshit, Bullshit, BS

Antonyms: Truth, Open, Direct, Honest

Related words: Mother In Law

Normal Guy: "Unemployment went down this month again."
Passive Aggressive Guy: "I don't know anything about that."

by DILUnderSiege May 19, 2010

I Am Your Grandma

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.

That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.

by kafaboy June 9, 2011