Douche Canoe

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.

OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.

by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

DoucheBag

A individual asks questions with his or her nose.

That Douchebag is making us uncomfortable.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Douche Bag

Tristan Gowan. Im 17 and I'm a love bombing, lying, cheating, attention seeking, cry baby, little Douche Bag.

Hi Tristan Gowan I go on social media platforms, like reddit, roblox, valorant, discord, and groom minors. (they are actually mature for their age.) yes. Im a douche bag

by Anon Gril 13 September 23, 2025

Douche

Someone who farts in another's face.

"Bob is a stupid douche because he farted in my face, can you believe that, Shirley!?"

by Ploopyschmoopy October 2, 2025

Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery

"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"

by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025

douchebag cyclist

A two-wheeled traffic hazard wrapped in $400 worth of neon spandex who truly believes public roads are their personal Tour de France training ground. Usually spotted blocking the entire lane, preaching about “sharing the road” while sharing absolutely none of it.

They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.

And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.

Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!

oh look at that douchebag cyclist. he called the cops on that kid for passing near him

by racoo01 October 24, 2025