douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008

coota bag

when a girl dips her coochie lips in a boys mouth as he licks the inside

i just coota bagged this boy last night it was da bomb

by t kidd June 16, 2008

double bag it

when a girl isn't on birth control and getting pregnant is absolutely not an option, the guy will put on two condoms

if you wanna get in this pussy you're gonna have to double bag it

by ugh_____ July 24, 2016

Jewch Bag

A Jewish duech bag

Hey, John Stewart, quit being such a jewch bag!

by easy goin October 20, 2010

douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 8, 2003

Bag of Bumhair

manky and fluffy

Brian "My bellybuttons like a stale bag of bumhair"

by Mr Hol July 30, 2007

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011