Topo

A person that spazs enough so that they look like they are trying to move in two different directions at the same time

Topoing the verb of spazing out trying to move in two different directions

Topoed past tense of spazing out trying to move in different different directions

"Last week a topo was walking across the sidewalk it was the funniest thing I have ever seen."

"I saw a guy topoing across a yard trying to get to the mailbox and back to his house at the same time."

by FAIL cannot compete March 9, 2009

toprak

Toprak is a person's that likes big dick in his arse. And he wants to suck it.

Toprak is dicklover. Giel and Toprak are in a relationship.

by Pjotr the creator February 21, 2018

topenga

Cockface, someone thats a dickhead or have an ugly face

You're a dirty topenga

by Topenga May 26, 2008

hot topic

A dumb place where emo and goths shop. blah. i wouldnt be caught dead shopping there! they should try selling color in there store!

Emo Kid- look at my over sized all black outfit i got at hot topic!Normal Kid- Eww how could u shop there! try wearing color for once!

by I <3 Hollister! January 20, 2009

topol

A mad whack kid who has a mom with hematochezia, and a dad who 's 85 years old.

"Damn yo, that kid is such a topol!"

by JingBells83 June 13, 2008

Topper

Topper is an adorable dog. He is a doggy model, he performs on TV shows and has a large Instagram audience. All his fans or "toppies" love him and he loves them right back!

Person A: Look at this cute dog I found on Instagram!
Person B: Oh, that's Topper.

by janmhorowi April 20, 2017

Hot Topic

Hot Topic is way over priced and most rich preppy posers go there but if you really are punk or gothic doesnt mean u cant shop there i've been in there i bought some stuff but way to over priced

Oh My God girls look its a Good Charlotte t-shirt for 19 dollars lets all get one and we can show off to the punk kids at school

by Adam June 2, 2004