right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

submarine job

a person that is filled to the brim with seamen

"My sister has a submarine job" Liam said.

by nyroxy March 12, 2023

The Boston Job

Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.

by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013

hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023

Milky rim job

To slurp ejaculate from a neighbouring bumwhole.

Tom just received a lovely milky rim job from James.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Odd Jobs

People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.

Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs

Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work

by WeDalt dlril January 23, 2023

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016