When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Get the Dead man’s handmug. Hand Caverns are what you put in front of your mouth to increase the projection of your voice to long distances. You cup your hands intersecting to make a little cave that acts like a make shift mega phone.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
Get the Hand Cavernsmug. The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.
by OG Tom November 10, 2025
Get the West Virginia Hand Puppetmug. People who do this are hot.
They have the ability to take ur man effortlessly.
They are also the best people to be around.
They have the ability to take ur man effortlessly.
They are also the best people to be around.
by Jimmy3207 September 20, 2022
Get the Rock Handsmug. by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016
Get the slipped handsmug. DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Hand Jobmug. by Curious13 September 24, 2021
Get the handed a boardmug.