Hand

Hands. Something that you (probably) have. Handling allat etc

"Woah dude...Yknow what totally, like, bogus?? Hands..."
"Woah bro"
"Please guys its 4 in the morning, go to sleep"

by luckyliquid September 29, 2023

soft with my hands

When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner

I’m soft with my hands when touching you

by Zerojj August 15, 2023

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019

Boomer Hands

adj./noun

A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.

"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."

by Badger66666 April 11, 2025

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020