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tongue jack fart box 

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay
I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
tongue jack fart box by Brian, winona September 20, 2009

goofy._.jack._.walten 

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you
ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
ur mom: YESSSSSS

ballin' the jack 

An obsolete expression meaning "to make haste", such as grossly exceeding the posted speed limit when operating your vehicle. Usage appears to be limited to the southeastern Oklahoma geographical area among men born pre-WWII. The origins of the phrase are unclear but several possibilities exist. Railroad crews used a jack with a ball on the end when laying and bending the rails of a new track so it could have originated from some tech specific aspect of the track laying procedure, or, more likely, it is derived from a dance of the same name popular during the late 1910's. The dance was derived from an obscure song popular in dance clubs of the era, "Ballin' the Jack". Contrary to the first impression one may experience upon first hearing the phrase it apparently has no connection with a sexual act performed on a male donkey(a jack).
Boy howdy , I come off that hill I was a ballin' the jack , and danged if there wudn't a state trooper a settin' at the bottom of it.

You an Bubba race your stock car last weekend?

Yeah, We was a ballin' the jack til the motor blowed up.
ballin' the jack by BlindBushPilot January 21, 2017

Steamy Jack 

The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.
"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"
Steamy Jack by Brandon Dun. August 4, 2007

chai-jack 

Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."

"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
chai-jack by Songstress May 20, 2008

Jiggity Jack 

Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.
Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!

Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.
Jiggity Jack by Kikas23 May 23, 2008