slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

cum it up ur ass

instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"

gary: ur gay man

jeff: get some bread

gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt

by Leo from the projects February 2, 2007

nigga fart cum poop explosion

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community

"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

by Gustav Andersen October 21, 2020

Don't cum inside, we are family

Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.

"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.

by Waitholup February 11, 2021

i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

piss infected cum bubble

A piss infected cum bubble is where u are having intercourse and when u project seman
u also let out urine and it puffs.... there u go u got your a piss infected cum bubble

exmple #1 name is bob
exmple #2 name is gary


hey gary last night i had sex with a nice ass hotty and i actully gave her a piss infected cum bubble.

that sweet bob what did it look like.....

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

cum bobbied dreep shaft

when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv

dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.

by Jeffthegiraffemasta October 3, 2006