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Blue Anon

People that believe conspiracy theories that everyone from the President to their neighbors dog is a racist, White Supremacist, Russian Spy who is plotting to overthrow democracy, and they can prove it by citing obscure dog whistles that only the people involved in the conspiracy and the conspiracy theorists themselves can hear. These conspiracies are often fed by the news and big tech that continually tells them what to fear through lies and stories that need to be retracted the day later.

This is all done while believing that they alone know the truth and anyone that doesn't believe that the president, the entire DOJ, Tulsi Gabbard, Andrew Yang, Robert Mueller, and their neighbors dog are White Supremacist, Russian Spies are conspiracy theorists.
"There is going to be a massive armed uprising on 1-20-21, no now it's 3-4-21, no it didn't happen because now it's 3-30-21, you have to be afraid even though it keeps not happening, trust me, I'm Blue Anon and we fight conspiracies"

Of course he still believes the Covington Kids are guilty, he's Blue Anon.

Of course he still believes that Jussie Smullet was attacked by MAGA racists in CHICAGO of all places, and it wasn't a hoax he's Blue Anon.

Of course he believes that denying Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian spy, proves she is a Russian Spy, he's Blue Anon.

You might be Blue Anon if you were against the COVID vaccine before Biden won, but support it after the election and don't realize you changed your stance.

If you believe that speech is violence and violence is free speech, you might be Blue Anon.

Blue Anon, it's like Qanon, only the media supports the crazies
by smurfdance March 21, 2021
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Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.
Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.
by Kahjite October 22, 2024
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Blue-shifted

When someone steals a person's idea or intellectual property, e.g. art. Especially when they pretend it didn't happen.
"You drew that picture they're using? Man, you got blue-shifted."
by VinchenzoC August 16, 2025
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.
Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!
by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023
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Blue Gun

Also known as the "Nuke Gun", a powerful gun that is able to shoot a high power nuke; only comes with 3 shots.
I really hope no one comes down with the blue gun... what's that in the sky? is that the su-
by PocketPallie April 9, 2022
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