I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

God Shot

A colloquial term commonly used among addicts/drug users where a person intentionally injects themselves with an amount of drugs (usually opiods) that would cause a fatal overdose. This is usually done when said addict/drug user no longer wants to cope with the ramifications of their use and believe that they cannot get sober under any means.

"Did you hear Tony took a God Shot yesterday?"
"Aw man, that sucks! He was such a nice guy!"

by Idunnomanimjustaguy March 24, 2025

God

A fabled person that many religious people claim to see. But the reality is he's not real. Only the dullusional, mentally ill, drunk, or high people see him. Because he's imaginary. A figment of your imagination. This guy is a fairy tale. He's 100% not real. And if you think you see him, get help. Because you need it.

Lunatic "I found God!"
Me "Take your meds! Go back to your assylm!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

She-God

A goddess, but a tomboy.

Yo, that skater chick is a She-God.

by NullOfTheVoid May 31, 2024

Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.

Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.

by Odyion June 3, 2024

god

the best person in the world

jake; god made us and he the goat

by ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 10, 2024