Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.

I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.

by AKSHERMANUS June 7, 2022

Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties

Come at me you titty ass hands bitch

by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

by jon inaba December 29, 2007

Hand soap wack

A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.

Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.

Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.

by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021

333 hands

a group filled with grey hats that took inspiration from the angel number, “333”. They mainly mind their own business, and target terrible individuals.

“333 hands is cool!”

by yummybloodsign October 7, 2025